How to sneak into Rated-R movies

Many of the greatest movies are rated R, and being someone like me you just have to go see them in theaters and get the full big screen experience. So if you have troubles getting your parents to let you go to such movies then here is an easy three step guide for you to sneak into any movie!  I just recently snuck into the movie “Bad Grandpa”, so Ill goes about how I did this and you just have to fill in the ‘blanks’ with your own situation.

Step one:  Do not go ask the ticket sales men if you can go see the movie no matter what you do! That would lead them to expect that you are going to sneak in. First you want to find what movies are next to or around your wanted Rated-R movie. Then purchase a ticket to a practical movie for someone your age to go to. Make sure its on the same side near the Rated-R movie of choice.

In my case (although it is very new) I chose “Enders Game” because it is a popular much anticipated movie that someone around my age would want to go see, and because to my desired Rate it was right next d-R movie (“Bad Grandpa”)

Step two: after you have found your movie that you are going to “see” you are on step two of sneaking in. After you purchase your ticket you will have to go show someone your ticket. Make sure you act cool and don’t act like you’re up to something. Just walk to and from the person with confidence in what you are doing. After you do this go to the door of the movie you’re going to “see” and check to see if any theater employees are around. I the coast is clear then proceed to walk to your Rated-R movie of choice. If there is an employee around then continue to stand out front of your movie until they leave. Make sure you are doing something or they will suspect you.

In my case I walked up to the ticket collector and started to talk to my friend about how good of a movie “Enders Game” was going to be. I then proceeded to go outside of its doors and look for employees. I saw no one so I walked to the door of “Bad Grandpa” like I was supposed to be there.

Step three: now you have gotten to the front door of your desired Rated-R movie and you are walking in. do not giggle and run in like children, continue to keep your cool (there is time to laugh about it later). When you go into the movie do not sit in just any seat. Try to find one that is not going to be easily spotted (in case someone comes looking for you). Then you should be home free. But make sure you are acting like adults while in the movie, no throwing candy or anything. Because for one you are in a Rated-R movie because you think your adult enough to do so, And second because the people may complain and have you removed anyway.

Thank you for reading and good luck in your mission to sneak into a Rated-R movie!